The bawdy bard doth protest too much. Foolish bard.
Protest ye not the humor and indecency of this bubbled bar. With colloidal oats, Manuka honey, and goat's milk, this subtly-sweet frill-free soap will rustle up the pancakes in your soul, buzz the bumble bee of your bosom, and slap your mom, Sally.
Nothin but natural, no added colors or scents. None of that nonsense, but all of those big bawdy bubbles. Gentle enough to get all up in your knickers.
